In the interest of saving your time, these are the relevant details: 

on Thursday, March 26, at 1pm, we will be gathering in the Great Hall of 100 McCaul.

     We will be in suits or other business-like attire, and we will all walk around the school and other nearby locations, holding meetings and discussing "Real and Serious Business". It is recommended you arrive early and mingle with the other business-ites, as we leave at 1pm sharp. Business cards will be provided, suits will not. #BYOS 

     In the interest of preserving the League's long winded reputation, these are the irrelevant details:

Welcome, japers and joculites, to the first ever edition of The League of Whimsical Mirth's mailing list! If you had told our founder Smüthe Nytmair in January that after just two months of having a website, we would have twenty-two members, he would have said nothing, because he died in 1932. But if he was alive, he would have surely said "Yes, that is fairly achievable." 

     It is with great excitement that we enter this new chapter of Mirth with you all. Our sincerest thanks to you. Our sincerest thanks to your family. Our sincerest thanks to Tom Thanks. Suffice to say we have much, much more planned, and these business meetings are only the tip of the sufficeburg. Not to mention that Business Meetings is an event we'd like to run several times, so if you can't make it, fret not. One of you has already been kind enough to reach out with an idea of their own, and we've been working closely to determine a date. We hope this encourages the rest of you to contact us with your crafty concoctions. Please, don't hoard away all your beautiful ideas. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Your Nothing. 

  In the meantime however, we have been working hard on making flyers, hiding secrets in trapdoors, learning more about the history of this organization, planning future endeavours, and occasionally, even our schoolwork. More is to come. Much more. If you ever have questions, comments, concerns, concepts, confusion, cauliflower, or cysts, please do not hesitate to reach out.

Yours in jest,

Japery Expert / League of Whimsical mirth 

        Jasper Japer 

   I am incredibly happy serious to announce the successful completion of the League's first event! On Thursday March 26th, a gaggle, nay, a swarm of business-ers and business-ees took to the surrounding streets of OCAD to partake in impractically-dressed joking. Nine, count them, NINE whole businesspersons. That is more than seven. And more than eight as well. Please, everyone, give a ham to our willing participants. After your little stunt last week, the league's website saw 33 new users. Which, needless to say, is nearly half the population of Toronto sewers. Fantastic. Et Cetera. Attached is a PDF with most of the photos that were able to be scrounged up. I tried my best, but I (Jasper Japer) am Only Ten Years Old.

 seriously_fun_business.pdf

Lots Of Love,

Japery Expert / League of Whimsical mirth 

        Jasper Japer 

   IF ANY MERRY LITTLE JESTERS OR JESTETTES HAPPEN TO BE AT OCAD RIGHT NOW. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO CHECK OUT THE BOTTOM OF THE orange STAIRCASE (runs between first and fourth floors, accessed from the back of the student lounge om the second floor). WHISPERS HAVE PASSED THROUGH THE VAULTS TODAY of a dream come true. The American Dream.

SEE YOU AROUND.

---who is this?

 The League is Leaping for Joy to the world to announce our first Joculite Submitted Event (JSE). (Jamaican Stock Exchange). We have been asked to collaborate on a whimsical activity! coincidentally, this is our entire purpose. Delight is abundant in our head offices. I even did a jolly jig. My jolly japer jig.

Hopefully this will be the fist of many. Hopefully we can take this fist and punch a whole right through the whole boring earth. Bear in mind all I say is in jest and exaggeration. Now, keep that bear in your mind because it is relevant. 

Tomorrow, we will play a game of Musical Bears. It will take place in the Great Hall, at 3:01pm. for further information... click this ordinary link? maybe? If you're not afraid. Bah, bah.

https://app.milanote.com/1Wa8AE1iA50e1S/musical-bears?p=3asE5LWA50B 

The event is shrouded in mystery...  Hopefully we will see you there.

Lots Of Love,

Japery Expert / League of Whimsical mirth 

        Jasper Japer